Portent: Today's Lesson
“I’m not walkin’ to a fucking Office Depot”
“Guns don’t kill people, guns kill people”
“Bryden - you got a good one…you were like FreakyFrogger”
Ruining Fridays across America
-Katie
Katie: This cat isn’t that smart. He just trained it to always pick the middle one.
jP: You understand it’s a loop right?
Katie: Shut up. It’s early.
“People usually describe my copy as condescending”
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Nick…
How old were you when the Thong Song came out
”“Stalin was a little hot”
“I’m not using anything that’s baller”
“Their billing system (AdCenter) is about as intelligent as a box of rocks.”
