Portent: Today's Lesson
“I was just looking at bunnies… and now I’m spinning again”
“You’re a bit like Mike right now…except I hate you less”
—jP
“That’s a shitty way to find out Bea Arthur died”
“Stop being wrong”
“I don’t understand about things in your head. How do they keep making shit?”
“What happens when a user looks at our site from some old browser from the 70s?”
“How can you be uncouth in a restroom?”
“i could eat an entire chicken in the time it takes [him] to operate a phone”
“This is a team building exercise. Build some fucking camaraderie”
“I need to figure out what to do with my National Treasure poster I paid 30 dollars for”
