Portent: Today's Lesson
“I need to figure out what to do with my National Treasure poster I paid 30 dollars for”
“What you looking at there… balls?”
“The Sun.. CREATES heat”
“My favorite band is Oasis, trust me I love regurgitation”
“You, apparently need to watch the Queen Latifah penguin movie”
“Serif is making a comeback”
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Guess what they didn’t do…
LEGALIZE IT
”“Always Be Clamy”
“It’s search, it’s not world peace - take a day off!”
jP: when does the HR firm start, i need to know when i can no longer say anything
Elizabeth: yesterday
jP: well shit