Portent: Today's Lesson
jP: what age do you want to die at?
George: oooh, i dunno
Mike: 116
jP: this lady is 116. too old
George: is this an ourtime profile?
“I’m getting stressed out just thinking about shorts right now”
Josh: It's like that scene with Spock and that one guy
George: What one guy?:
Katie: The Priceline guy?
“You don’t even think for yourself. You just do whatever TOMS tells you”
“[sigh] God I hate Mike”
“You know, now I’m wishing I would have just bought those capri pants”
“b2b assholes…
they never talk good english”
they never talk good english”
“this is kind of fucked”
“I keep trying to find cats in windows, but these people DON’T HAVE CATS! What’s wrong with these people - they don’t have cats?!”
“It’s hard to fit into conversation without sounding…ya know, like sexual harassment.”
