“I’ve had an Ecuadorian Butt Lift. I don’t know what the difference is, but I’ve heard they tickle more.”
“Bryden - when’s the last time you got the meat sweats?”
“Jim Carey’s finest work…….was the butt-talk”
“I’m not walkin’ to a fucking Office Depot”
“Guns don’t kill people, guns kill people”
“Bryden - you got a good one…you were like FreakyFrogger”
Ruining Fridays across America
Katie: This cat isn’t that smart. He just trained it to always pick the middle one.
jP: You understand it’s a loop right?
Katie: Shut up. It’s early.
“People usually describe my copy as condescending”