Portent: Today's Lesson

"I was just looking at bunnies… and now I’m spinning again"

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:06:09 -0400

“I was just looking at bunnies… and now I’m spinning again”

- Stephanie

“You’re a bit like Mike right now…except I...

Thu, 02 May 2013 11:55:00 -0400

“You’re a bit like Mike right now…except I hate you less”

—jP

"That’s a shitty way to find out Bea Arthur died"

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:58:34 -0400

“That’s a shitty way to find out Bea Arthur died”

- George

"Stop being wrong"

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 12:01:09 -0400

“Stop being wrong”

- jP

"I don’t understand about things in your head. How do they keep making shit?"

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 15:42:18 -0400

“I don’t understand about things in your head. How do they keep making shit?”

- Katie

"What happens when a user looks at our site from some old browser from the 70s?"

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 16:25:21 -0500

“What happens when a user looks at our site from some old browser from the 70s?”

"How can you be uncouth in a restroom?"

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:44:07 -0500

“How can you be uncouth in a restroom?”

- Travis

"i could eat an entire chicken in the time it takes [him] to operate a phone"

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:37:50 -0500

“i could eat an entire chicken in the time it takes [him] to operate a phone”

- jP

"This is a team building exercise. Build some fucking camaraderie"

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 16:02:52 -0500

“This is a team building exercise. Build some fucking camaraderie”

- Elizabeth

"I need to figure out what to do with my National Treasure poster I paid 30 dollars for"

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 19:20:53 -0500

“I need to figure out what to do with my National Treasure poster I paid 30 dollars for”

- George

"What you looking at there… balls?"

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 12:55:47 -0500

“What you looking at there… balls?”

- Josh after looking at Alexander’s screen

"The Sun.. CREATES heat"

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 12:48:07 -0500

“The Sun.. CREATES heat”

- George

"My favorite band is Oasis, trust me I love regurgitation"

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 14:23:00 -0500

“My favorite band is Oasis, trust me I love regurgitation”

- Bryden

"You, apparently need to watch the Queen Latifah penguin movie"

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 15:54:56 -0500

“You, apparently need to watch the Queen Latifah penguin movie”

- George

"Serif is making a comeback"

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 14:42:20 -0500

“Serif is making a comeback”

- George

"Guess what they didn’t do… LEGALIZE IT"

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 19:32:55 -0500

“

Guess what they didn’t do…

LEGALIZE IT

”

- Mike

"Always Be Clamy"

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 19:54:09 -0400

“Always Be Clamy”

- Isla

"It’s search, it’s not world peace - take a day off!"

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 18:25:13 -0400

“It’s search, it’s not world peace - take a day off!”

- Marianne

jP: when does the HR firm start, i need to know when i can no longer say anything

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 17:25:00 -0400

jP: when does the HR firm start, i need to know when i can no longer say anything
Elizabeth: yesterday
jP: well shit

"I need to learn how to use tumblr more better"

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 17:17:51 -0400

“I need to learn how to use tumblr more better”

- George